A$$hole number one Gave me a call out of the blue first thing Monday and asked if I could go to meet him in Sacramento, CA. I said who are you, whats your company and whats the project? he tells me (get this) that he can’t tell me what company he is with and that if I want the job bad enough then I should go meet him in Sacramento so that I can give him a quot on the job that needed to be done. I told this cat that “I” don’t even do quotes, that’s my partner nitins job and that he would have to send nitin a email with the project. Ofcourse he refused and said that he needed someone local. I said to him, “you do know that my company is based in India right”? this moron had no clue so basically I hung up in his stupid-ass face.
A$$HOLE #2 is priceless, don’t believe me, just hear his pitch in a email he sent me:
FROM: XXXXXX | Save Address DATE: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:25:20 -0700 (PDT) SUBJECT: Re: We need a website like chatsales.com
“Hi,
We are looking for a company / developer that can deliver this website in a reasonable deadline and also impress us with the final product, functionality, design, & customer service. We want someone that can exceed our expectations, which are high, because we will have much more business in the future and we are wanting to find someone who we can work with on future projects.
We are looking for a developer that is confident that they can deliver this website from start to finish in a timely manner and be very professional and customer service oriented with us. The developer must be available to be reached during the day and also return phone calls. Open communication is vital.
We are accepting bids on this project now. Please submit your most reasonable price for the completed project.
We will consider your bid, your projected completion time-frame, and the qualifications you have pertaining to this particular project. Please explain your confidence in why you can deliver the project, your projected time-frame and briefly gloss over your strategy so we have an idea.
We don’t want a flake hiding behind a computer avoiding phone calls and procrastinating on the project.
The developer will be paid in full when the website is finished and uploaded and fully functioning. Once the site is uploaded and fully functioning and approved by us, your work is finished, and we will mail a check or pay with a credit card via Paypal. We would also like to own the rights to the website. Any work after that will be negotiated separately as updates or a new project.
Finally, we will go with the most qualified candidate with the best bid. Quality and professionalism are most important.
Thank you for your interest in this project.
”
What a assclown. he wants some poor souls to create his whole project, hand it over to him once its done then if he likes it, he may or may not pay you and BTW, with just a YAHOO email to go on, why would he pay you? you can’t find him, he is a ghost so why pay you a dime. WARNING, if you are new to doing projects for others online, take a tip from me and get some money up-front and the rest when the job is done but, keep all the work on YOUR server so they can’t get it intil they pay;)………
Barry.